Hey, my name is Dylan, I'm 19 and I live in Derby, England. Thats all you need to know. :P

 

word-is-bond:

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

word-is-bond:

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

(Source: ricequeen)

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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